Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.
Why did Marx’s toilet always play music whenever it flushed?
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern
Charles Bukowski (via felicefawn)
This kills me. Literally I’m just.. I want to remember this for the rest of my life. I feel like I’ve just been enlightened or some shit.. jesus christ. I realize this is really pessimistic, but it makes me feel like.. I can take on my problems, in some weird way.
Alternatives to Steampunk
why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom
because freedom rings
stop unfollowing me
LOOK ITS APPLE PIE JUICE
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS SHIT
SOMEONE GOT A BOTTLE OF IT AND WAS PASSING IT AROUND HALL
IT IS LITERALLY LIKE LIQUID PIE
YOU STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IT IS LIQUID PIE
THE OLD ORCHARD PEOPLE HAVE DISCOVERED SOME ANCIENT SOURCE OF ARCANE MAGIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IT IS LIQUID PIE IN YOUR MOUTH
WE MADE AN EMERGENCY WALMART RUN BECAUSE OF THE FUCKERY THESE JUICE PEOPLE HAVE WROUGHT
Going on my list right fucking now.
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
I will always believe in the possibility where this series is a thing again.
What series is this? I need it!
Step 1: brew some espresso.
I made a double, which in hindsight was too much. One is enough.
Step 2: Oatmeal
I used Cinnamon & Spice because I thought it would complement the espresso nicely.
Step 3: Make mistakes
THAT’S RIGHT, PUT THE OATMEAL IN THE ESPRESSO…