Anonymous asked: "Headcanon: Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die."

I plead the Fifth

(accepted)

posted 12 hours ago

baconboopster:

seems legit


tg-j asked: "headcanon: secretly a spy. may or may not actually be a tiny sporebat in a person suit."

5.18

Suspect the general tumblr population may be on to us

(accepted. You have no idea :D )


What are your headcanons about me?

tg-j:

alicethesable:

roachpatrol:

secretlymartinfreeman:

askboxmemes:

Just curious. 

This sounds really fucking awesome.

Guys make headcanons about me.

tell me your headcanons about me and I will confirm whether or not they are true

Go for it.

did somebody say askbox things

Wat



hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda




Perfect.

Perfect.